Sesquipedalian Sam smacks Jabberwocky right across his pie-hole
“Balderdash, you bulbous buffoon! My defense is impeachable!”
Jabberwocky claps back in bunkumese, “How dare you snicker-snack!”
“I’ll prime your poppycock, -school your nonsense, ya pernicious prognosticator!”
“Choose your blunderbuss you ineffable multisyllabicasaurus relic!”

Shared today for the “Jabber” Quadrille at dVerse Poet’s Pub, please join us, it’s not all nonsense.
(Why do they look so happy in this stunning cartoon, you may ask, especially since my instructions still included the word “fight” – well, dear reader, because I got flagged by the OpenAI content generator moderator 5 times (Yikes!) to get any image. Apparently, duels are not allowed, even in jest or poetry, or imaginary pictures to accompany jests and poems. Y’all are lucky that Sesquipedalian Sam was only given 44 words or less because last time he dueled, there were a lot more, and footnotes. Huzzah!)